Kamis, 18 Mei 2017

transvestites



(intro: slam and discreet cough) i wanna introduce you to my friend eden atwood. (lindsey) she's an amazing communitymember here in missoula, montana, but working worldwide through whatis called the interface project. hi lindsey!



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transvestites, (lindsey laughs) tell me about your sexuality. (eden) my sexuality is heteroflexible, um, cisgendered but with an intersex identity as well.


what does "heteroflexible" mean to you? mostly heterosexual. i'm attracted to theopposite gender of my own, but i've had some experiences that were lovely with women too. what does "cisgendered" mean to you? "cisgendered" means that you are born with a body and a gender identity that match. and...what does "intersex" mean to you? "intersex" is a broad category for a lot of conditions where a person's genital or


reproductive anatomy, or a chromosomal pattern, doesn't fit within the typical definitionsof male or female. so it breaks the gender binary. absolutely. what's never been told, but has always been the truth and will always be the truth, is that there's all kinds of different chromosomal patterns. there's xxy, there are xy females, which is what i am.... so i was born with pretty typically femaleexternal-looking genitals, but i had testes inside my body.


one in 2000 kids is born with genitals that you can't tell right at birth if the child is male or female, and really tragically and horribly what happens is, out of a great deal of fear and prejudice, a scalpel is raised in order to "normalize" the genitals and to force a gender identity on a child. what's the solution? bodily autonomy; self-determination. those are the big things.everybody should have it.


everybody. everybody. love your child, and be brave, and open your mind. choose a gender. choose a name, choose a gender. know that you might be wrong, and that's true for any kid, whether they have ambiguous genitals or not --you could be wrong. we know that's true because of the trans community. and then let that child decide what they wantto do with their body and their genitals. (eden) if you had to define "intersex" in a sentence,could you do it? no, can't! um...


i couldn't either, and i'm intersex! (lindsey) because i don't want to usewhat it's not in the definition. i don't want to talk about the binary toexplain intersexuality. so we're talking about a biological, chromosomal, genetic,(eden: repro..) reproductive "between" male and female. (eden) yes. because "inter" is referring to "between", not "inside", (linsey) so "intercourse" is not inside, it's between...(eden) that's with an i for interpeople, not with an e. a lot of very smart people have tried to workon this definition, and it's very difficult. intersex people and intersex allies...


i would like to know what your thoughts are on lgbtiqqaa2. i don't know, i think it's all kind of... i think we still need it, so that people know what the...what the various things are, but we're gonna have to keep adding and we're gonna have to keep adding, and then finally, at a certain point, we won't need that any more,because it will just be. i think that the letters we call "alphabet soup" are supposed to be a community that is inclusive,


and by pulling allies out -- saying that they aren't sexual minorities and they don't deserve that recognition -- is part of this um, specified picture here, of letters, that we are being exclusive, and it's a reverse discrimination. i don't like it. i agree with you. i think "us and them"mentality never pushes anything forward. that always just creates more division. and what if the letters, really, all they actually


mean is that you are an ally to every other letter that's being represented, because the l's are allies to the g's and the g's to the t's and the t's to the 2's and the 2's to the a's... (eden) and what if...what if its bigger definition means that(linsey) ooohhh! you are...your thinking is that you're inclusive for everybody. (eden) so in the alphabet soup,which letters do you grab for yourself? the spoon. the whole spoon. you're everything.


you...you're shaka khan, you're every woman.(lindsey hums) it's too bad, wouldn't it be nice if we could sing that song, but it's copyrighted. okay, i have utensils for our soup. which one?! eden: ima go with the fork. lindsey: ready? (lindsey) ummm!(eden) alphabet soup with a fork!


Rabu, 17 Mei 2017

sore penis



objectification.(mmhmm) (can you say that?) she is a prostitute but she’s owning her (yeah) self. are we talking about the one by manet? (manet? yeah, olympia. that works.)i mean we’ve used it a thousand times but it still works! it’s like everything - olympia! *laughter*but it still works. okay. what is your interesting subject matter then now? as a woman? *giggles* so the fight’s gone now. we have nothing to complain about.



sore penis

sore penis, just to imagine it! *chatter*so. well i guess now. we are right now becoming equal. we’re finally...the next trending topic is transgender. (yeah. exactly. we are looking back at our.) we are going outside the box.


people sticking out, even more...people that are something in between women and men. okay.can i add something? yeah ‘cause i also want to talk about mona lisa with the... moustache. yeah that’s the “elle a chaud au cul”. i just want to say something about mapplethorpe i feel like (say it) he was like (let’s all say it) at the time, like kind of making fun of like being a transgender, being, um. being duchamp did the same thing. (yeah.) with his mona lisa with the moustache. (yeah, yeah!)so they are both, like similar. exactly,


and i feel like they’re, like, kind of challenging these ideas and they’re just like playing with them and then and the outcome is like - it becomes a reality. (yeah)(that’s what i am saying?) *chatter* she had affairs with men and women. she had affairs with like trotsky. she had an affair with... (she had affairs. yeah.) she was open about her woman lovers. (i remember that) i think she would defend herself as lesbian. or… well back then she just was open. she was sort of self-defined. so that’s the, that’s the strength of frida kahlo in this exhibit even though people are going to be like frida kahlo! we all love frida kahlo. (i think it’s the uni-brow.) you know it became *laughter* trendy. *laughter and chatter*


okay, we are putting frida kahlo in the show because of the uni-brow! that will be the quote underneath it. but you know what? in a way, she is uni-brow. (yeah, she- her eyebrows are connected.) because she is uni-sexual. (right.) she was an artist, an activist. (didn’t they say that people with uni-brows, they would become famous for longer periods of time more than anyone else?) uni-brow people? (mmhmm!)lipstick. lipstick?


yeah. by oldenburg? yeah. does this look like a man made it or a woman? i originally thought it was a man (man. it’s man’s work.) why? how do you know it’s a man’s work? just by looking at it? just think about someone who’s coming into our gallery. why would they think that? because…i mean to me, it looks like a phallus. yeah, totally!to me it looks like a sore penis. yeah! *laughter* we got you! *chatter* why does it look like it just came out of the can?


we are saying it's like virginal it’s – well maybe women. i mean, maybe this is all a stretch but you could think about it like at this time women had never been - like on the front lines. so they’re still - they don’t have the same perspective. if it was a used lipstick maybe it would be a woman who’s been through battle and came out of it. and this is what she has left. so it could be… that’s actually a good point. but i - it - i think it also could be a symbol for the feminist movement. i mean it looks like this lipstick is going on a march.


and it’s, it’s on a strong base like a.... almost like a base of a tank? (yeah.)so it’s a lipstick tank that’s just gonna like plow its way through fields. and it’s still like a relatively new movement too... and it’s not going to do violence. it’s just going to make things... red. (yeah) although i do think the color red is really symbolic.


Selasa, 16 Mei 2017

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Senin, 15 Mei 2017

pee smells bad



- [voiceover] we've all been there. another day, another pee. status quo. and then suddenly the aroma. "what the hell did you eat?



pee smells bad

pee smells bad, sun dried stink bugs? pickled garbage? no, wait." - asparagus.


(funny music) according to numerous studies anywhere from 22 to 50percent of people report that asparagus gives themsome pretty rank urine. hey, branden. - hey. - do you mind eating this asparagus and then peeing into this cup for me? - [branden] yeah, okay.- [shin] thank you.


- [voiceover] asparagus actuallycontains a unique chemical called asparagusic acid. and why might that beresponsible for turning your pee into military grade tear gas? well, some scientists think it might be due to a chemical reaction. when your body breaksdown asparagusic acid you're left with compounds,like dimethyl sulfide, dimethyl disulfide, dimethyl sulfoxide,


and dimethyl sulfone. - we might notice a common theme there, sulfur. i don't know if yousmelled sulfur recently, but spoiler alert, it stinks. smells like a whole bucket of eggs you left in the shed all summer. how many times you are gonna do that


before you learn your lesson? text branden, and see how he is doing. "hey, meet me in the studio. "bring your cup of pee. "thanks." what's especially interesting about those compounds though, is that they are volatile, which means that they vaporize


into a gassy state at room temperature. maybe that's what inspiredfrench novelist marcel proust to write that asparaguspee transformed his, quote, "humble chamber pot into abower of aromatic perfume". note to self: read more proust. - [branden] hey, shin!- [shin] ah, branden. - [brandon] i've got the piss for ya. - okay (laughs).


so, this is fresh, it's still warm. - yep. - i would like to say weabsolutely could have faked this, this is actual piss. (laughter) you did this. - i did this. - have you smelled it yet? - i, i've been smelling it, yep.


- and your rating? is it...? - it's, it's bad. it smells like sulfur a little bit. - all right. i'm gonna take a whiff. ugh! yep, that's bad. i don't know why we did this,'cause you can't smell it, but i assure you, it's revolting. nobody said healthyeating wasn't without its,


its downsides. vegetables are great for you, but sometimes they make you stink. uh, i guess that's it. - [branden] truly awful (laughs). - [shin] that's disgusting (laughs) . - [branden] it's very awful.- [shin] please get it out.


Jumat, 12 Mei 2017

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Kamis, 11 Mei 2017

how long does sperm live outside the body



stupid yahoo questions idea submitted by one of you through this url (uhohbro.net/ideas) what incantations work best for summoning jesus. pretty sure you're not suppose to summon things unless you want to burn in hell for all of eternity.



how long does sperm live outside the body

how long does sperm live outside the body, i'm out of paper for my printer, but does toilet paper work for printers? uh, how about you give it a shot, and tell us how it works out. can you get pregnant from watching a health class video?


obveously the one wasn't a very good one cause you still don't understand how people get pregnant how do i turn off capslock? *onision laugh* you see that button right there? thats what you press why does asperagus make your pee taste funny? better question, why are you tasting your pee? obvious troll is obvious


and i'm not going to read this one out to you. my girlfriend hasnt had her period since she got pregnant normally when people stop bleeding it's a good thing... i kissed my girlfriends boobs, can she become pregnant? google sperm unless you just s'ed a d it doesn't come from your saliva. i'm 46 and my girlfriend is 8?? oooh,


it goes on to say, 8 months pregnant. they are afraid of being a dad who's too old no big deal, when your kid is 20 you'll be 66.. they can just call you grandpa. this isn't even yahoo but it's good enough. how far of a drive is it from miami to florida? nah, probably zero miles... what, with you already being there.


can you whiten your teeth with clorox bleach? i dunno, ask amanda todd (wooow, okay) fun side story, i once tried to dye my hair with actual bleach not a very smart man... and, no it actually didn't work it just bassictly destroyed my hair. well(??) humans ever live on the sun? obvious troll how big is the specific ocean?


give him a break! hes like 9 years old. what kind of bees produce milk? boob bees (super mature.) *more onision laughs* my 12yr old brother has sex with his mattress i've never been that desperate... but yeah you might find a lot of 12 year olds dry humping things. thanks puberty!


i got some bad advice online? i don't get why you guys keep using question marks this way do you know whether or not you got bad advice online? then why the question mark? someone told me that to jtag my xbox i have to throw it off a bridge... (wow.) so i did throw it off a bridge, and now it wont turn on. any suggestions? you know what, i don't think you deserve an xbox...


*onision giggling, again* how do you turn on a computer? hey, he could be using his cell phone. thats... not totally stupid. why do black people call each other monica? (sigh.) you know what, i'm actually stumped. oh, i see it's just a pointless meme. it has no reverence or value in the real world. if evolution is real, why do we need mothers?


you clearly don't understand evolution. hence why you're religious! i am trying to get aids from a good friend so i can share it with others that want it but the tests come back negative. any suggestions? i mean, why not just buy a gun? you know? *another onision giggle* i don't think you should do that


but... aids isn't quite as effective as it used to be. someone wants to know how to get youtube to film you guess they don't realize that you do it yourself garry wants to know how he can test if his son is gay. leave a strait and gay porno mag in his bedroom. come back a couple weeks later, and see which one has more wear on it is it normal to eat your own pubic hairs? (no)


*onision giggles once again!* i don't do it. okay, so i keep walking outside my house with my laptop and i still cant see myself on google earth. yeah, thats like 15 years from now. right now it's just significantly delayed images they are showing you. is there a pill that'll make me gay? i want to become gay. y'know what, i understand where you're coming from.


when you're a gay guy there's a far greater chance to find someone who's into fps like you are. pretty sweet. could i be pregnant? even if you're on top? lemme guess, your parents are republicans? this is why we need sex ed. why do books weigh do much if the pages are so skiny? i dunno why would most people rather lift up 1 fat chick than 20 skinny chicks? why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?


*cute giggle* if your parakeet wanted diarrhea it could just eat it's own. can you lose your virginity if you fall? are you talking about if you land on your vagina and break your hymen. because this is the definition of virginity last time i checked you can't have sex with falling. my vegeta(??) is itchy and swolen. do i have an std?


if your vegeta is swolen don't worry hes probably just a little pissed off. he'll get over it. where do i store my period blood? you know what? thats- we're good. i think thats enough questions for one day but to answer your question just store it in the toilet.


once your blood is actually in there, just press the storage button on the side of the thing and the toilet will send your blood off some warehouse somewhere. good to go!


transvestites

(intro: slam and discreet cough) i wanna introduce you to my friend eden atwood. (lindsey) she's an amazing communitymember here in mis...